Ben Davis: The Private Blog of Joe Cowley, Return of the Geek, Danny Dread

Ben Davis studied English at University, which was quite easy because he was already fluent in that. Since then, he has written jokes for everything from radio shows to greeting cards and fulfilled a lifelong ambition by writing books for young adults. He lives in Tamworth with his wife and his wimpy dog.

Say hi on Twitter @bendavis_86.


Private Blog of Jo CowleyReturn of the GeekDanny Dread

The Private Blog of Joe Cowley: The brilliantly funny and cringe-worthy secret blog of 14-year-old Joe Cowley (wannabe comic artist and self-confessed repeller of girls):

Sunday 1st January
So here’s the thing. I’ve decided to start writing a blog. A private one. The idea is that it’ll help me sort my life out, because quite frankly, it can’t get much worse… I gained the nickname Puke Skywalker after vomiting over Louise Bentley on the waltzer. I am subjected to daily wedgies by my arch-enemy Gav James. My so-called best mates are trying to get me killed in a bid to win £250 on You’ve Been Framed. This cannot go on. I have to do something, or I’ll end up like Mad Morris down the park who thinks he’s Jesus. By the end of next term, I’m going to be a completely different person. At least, that’s the theory…

Danny Dread: You know how it is when your dad’s an evil super villain? OK, so maybe you don’t, but Danny does. As heir to the Dread dynasty, he’s expected to carry on the family business of kidnapping world leaders, maiming innocent bystanders, and brainwashing sharks. You know, general evil stuff. The problem is, achieving world domination isn’t Danny’s idea of fun. In fact, he’d much rather be saving the planet than enslaving it. But when Dad Dread hatches his most diabolical scheme yet, Danny realizes that to defeat evil, he’s going to have to start thinking evil…


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